I hope my wife is like this

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Here are the Lyrics!!!!

I didn't buy my wife roses
she does not care a thing for them
instead she likes tulips
they are approved by john Calvin

She does not read that Beth Moore book I bought her
she rather read St. Auguatian
IF she wasn't a Baptist preacher daughter
I think she would be Presybertian

I think my Wife is a Calvinist
She only owns a ESV
I always catching her reading Romans 8:28-30
And Wayne Grudem Systematic Theology
She was a tatoo that says "I heart John Piper" in Greek
She Likes Spurgeon more than she likes me

But that's okay, I don't choose her
She Choose Me

She put me in the doghouse
for liking the emergent church.
she wouldn't fix my supper now
I brought home a book by Norman Geissler
and if you ever meet her
you know she is not mean she really sweet
exepct when it comes to the little bitty matter
of doctern and theology

I think my Wife is a Calvinist
She only read the ESV
I always hearing her quoting Romans 8:28-30
And Wayne Grudem Systematic Theology
She was a tatoo that says "I heart John Piper" in Greek
She Likes Spurgeon more than she likes me

I think my Wife is a Calvinist
She only owns a ESV
She made me burn my NIV study Bible
I always reading Romans 8:28-30
And Wayne Grudem Systematic Theology
She was a tatoo that says "I heart John Piper" in Greek
She Likes Spurgeon more than she likes me

But that's okay, I do not choose her
She Choose Me
She Choose Me
She Choose Me
She Choose Me
She Choose Me
She Choose Me
She Choose Me
She didn't choose you
She Choose Me

What strip of Christianity are you?

1. Are you Arminianist or Calvinist?
2. Are you a Cessationist or a Noncessationist?

So what do you believe!! Well, I think that I start a small study that will fizzle out like the singleness study about the differences between these 4 groups.